Kelly Martin, 43, a jobless mother of five has been caught for the third time urinating on a war memorial. She was previously jailed for 7 months but that did not stop her from doing it again. She first urinated on the war memorial when it was Remembrance day and it was covered in poppy wreaths. Passers-by had to cover their children’s eyes to stop them from seeing a grown woman’s vagina in broad daylight. A veteran at the site told her to stop and she screamed in his face that she didn’t care.